Is This Abalone Moving?

"I just have never seen any living being just squirmed right in front of my face as I'm about to eat it," he says. "It was like you witnessed the box of kittens dying." Abalone is called a yokan by Japanese men, which means 'vagina' or 'squirming vagina' He's pretty sure they can't feel pain though and doesn't know if they're even alive.