Greg Fitzsimmons is a stand-up comedian and podcast host. See him live at The Comedy Store Benefit on October 26, the Den Theatre in Chicago on November 8, and in Appleton, WI on November 9. For more dates, visit gregfitzsimmons.com. Listen to his podcasts Fitzdog Radio and Sunday Papers wherever you get your podcasts. Follow him on Twitter @GregFitzShow.

Kevin Federline is a dancer, actor, and DJ. His new memoir You Thought You Knew is available everywhere now. Follow him on Instagram @federline4real and X @kevinfederline.

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