Day Trading Commodities, Chicken Eggs, I Can't Take These Eggs.

In 2001, an 18-year-old college student tried to buy 200 acres of land in West Texas on eBay. He spent six grand thinking he was going to get the deal of the century. The bank told him I should have claimed bankruptcy as it would look better on my credit writing if I had. Every time I went to college, everyone told me I was a moron because I didn't care about literature. And now they say I'm voting with my feet and that's not funny.