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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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The History of Surgery

I saw an old one. I saw one in 84. I saw 100. What it looked like. It was pretty, it was pretty gnarly. Wait, how did you see an 84? I went and watched a surgery. They're like, we're going to remove a cyst from this old lady's pus. And they're like, make sure you don't talk about it because she's awake. Well, my balls are just... Are they in the water? Are they in toilet water? Well, I've always had naturally fucking big balls. Now they're just... But the dick looks like Frankenstein's forehead from not wearing underwear and having a lot of sunshine.

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