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The News Quiz – 13th January

Friday Night Comedy from BBC Radio 4

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We Don't Need a Fire Service

Rishi Sunak reluctantly admitted this week that he was indeed well enough off to have afforded what? The UK. NHS has lost about 20,000 beds over the last few years but luckily Rishi's got that many in his house. That's the good kind of practical policies for the world we actually live in. It's hidebound by idealistic dogma, I think, but future it. All fires go out eventually. So, yeah, we don't need a fire service, we just need patience. Do you know anyone who has ever been burgled or had their car nicked and the police have found it and got it back? Imagine if the fire brigade never, ever,

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