How to Write a Good Headline

I think That I am single-handedly Keeping the Daily Mail of flow Yeah, it actually it takes a village except for in this circumstance It's just me Tony village lodge. I see a headline and No matter how salacious I go And they've and they actually No, there is a big photo of you at the Daily Mail  and not when you're writing a headline think about how you would suck this dumb bitch inYeah, and they do it every time it they all deserve a pay rise and I'm paying for it basically out of my pocket I'm viewing ads and paying their mortgages like it's ridiculous Um, but so whenever I see a headlines even one that he knows is