My Grandpa's Story

"We were scared of him because he was bedridden. They had to cut his legs off of the knee, using in bed all the time." "He would go watch those girls who make the lemonade at the hotdog stand and just drool" 'I wish there was a little lactic acid here that'd be good... I think it was like three days later' ''My grandpa did not ace it because they were like ... Bob, do you know who the president is? And my grandpa goes, you? He's trying to smack a ball against the wall.'