The Best Marty Roasts of Conan

A mashup of all the best Marty Roasts of Conan is online somewhere. It's had a lot of clicks, so he went online to look at it. The first comment was, doesn't he know Conan could tear him fucking limb from limb? Oh my God. And Marty was just like, what? Like Conan's just barely restraining himself. But Conan's just showing great restraints. Great grace. Yeah. I was going to say... Nate Bargatsy once described doing stand up for people that don't know what stand up is. He said, they don't know I'm a comedian, so it just seems like a mean speech. And it is.