The Sexiest Man Dead: Blake Shelton

Blake Shelton is the sexiest man alive. He sent everyone Polaroids of his biceps and I do mean everyone. If you- On Earth. Did check your mail recently in the last few weeks, you almost certainly got a Polaroid in the mail of Blake Shelton's bicep. Each one was individually sort of captured and rendered and- Along with a personal note that was sort of telling me, just give me some support for the things that are happening in my life right now, which I don't know. And thank you, Blake Shelton, you beautiful fucking waffle house that a wizard turned into a human being. So proud of you. You too.