
Season 4, Ep 34 - Cowboy World: Railroad Baron
Hello From The Magic Tavern
00:00
Professor Quibert's Patented Robot Workers
"I am planning to participate this year just to sort of announce my arrival and let's be honest, domination of the town of Hogswood," he says. "Think of every jiggling, pounding pudenda that could have instead been a jackhammer, driving in steak after steak after steak." He adds: "When such a thing is nothing but a waste of human productivity, think of all the new customers that could have been born from the natural sex resulting in a non-robot Congress"
Transcript
Play full episode