The Federalist Is a Legacy Newspaper for the Right.

No one knows who funds the Federalist. There is not enough eyeballs on this fucking thing for it to be a self-sustaining enterprise. It is basically just make work for spoiled inbred Republicans that went to Yale and couldn't cut it in like any other viable industry. And they want to write articles about how like, you know, Sissy Hipnoporne should be banned because it's making me gay. You know what I mean? Like that's literally what the Federalist is about. That's what so many of these operations are about. They're not actually in it for the real eyeballs as long as they can sustain., he says. "As long