The Donkey Kong Who Throws Barrels

"I believe, if I understand the lore correctly, all right. Kranke Kong in Donkey Kong Country is that Donkey Kong, and he's Donkey Kong's grandfather." "These writers just refrigerate every woman they can find," says one fan of the game. "'Cause she doesn't talk about dudes all the time,' so that might pass the Bechtel test though? Now that's the next question?"