The Effects of a Duterium Enhanced Aquatic Environment on Goldfish

Professor Hevishe and his assistant, eric haffer, decided to test the effects of a duterium enriched aquatic environment on goldfish. The average molecule of swallowed water lingers in a human body a lot longer than it lingers in goldfish. A professor named klaus hanson of oslo university performed a toxicity test on himself in front of an audience including the press and a bunch of medical professionals,. with equipment standing by, like stomach pumps and stuff. It turned out that life support equipment was not needed. Hanson was fine, though he did report what he called a dry burning sensation after swallowing a and herald c uri at columbia university. Neither of us