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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina roast bland Thanksgiving food, obsess over an Olympian-level dad at the kiddie pool, fall in love with a furious celibate called GoogleDaddy, and spiral about a paranoid flashlight guy while trying to de-fatten their cat. Plus the main mommies get emotional about Tom’s new Netflix special, check out some more clips from FedSmoker Jr, learn about defending yourself from "clowns", and shop tactical belts for Christmas. Dreamboat Dad: if you're out there, leave a comment for Tom!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 838

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:37 - Tommy's Buns & Tina's Sticks

00:07:42 - Tom's New Special

00:11:20 - Opening Clip: Aloha Daddy

00:21:31 - Thanksgiving Gaycation

00:38:01 - Stay Safe Out There

00:48:46 - Shopping For Self-Defense Toys

00:55:05 - More From FedSmoker Jr

01:01:16 - Shoutout To MGM & Chef Jose Andres

01:04:32 - The Cat Feeder Conundrum

01:07:24 - Body Fat Percentage

01:18:55 - Wrap Up

01:19:21 - Closing Song - "Fed Smoker Rides Eternal" by Reverend John Wheeler

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