You're Not My Mr. Right

Josh skipped class the rest of that week. He missed the deadline for an essay which meant that he would probably fail English for real. Instead of getting used to his new shape, he just became colder, wetter, slimier, and more uncomfortable by the day. Finally on Friday around 5pm Josh was spotted by some friends who were cruising around town,. bumping NPR's all things considered on a subwoofer; they called out to him and pulled over. Was he sick? Where had he been? There were rumors going around campus about him. What was the real story? Josh didn't know how to answer so he just shrugged and bubbled and eddyed around their tires