I'm Afraid of Clowns and Funerals

"I grew up in the nineties, best time to be alive. My dad, after many years of working the overnight postal service, finally had his dream profession of being a magician and a clown." "My great grandma just turned 95 and is kicking ass and no longer stealing shoes at a funeral," she says. 'We all owed my aunt an apology, and at the next family christmas party, everyone put labels on their shoes'