The Dilemma of Getting Her a Nice Present

This is the first year she's not got me anything and I put a lot of effort into hers. That's so sad because presents are so special. Let's hope that that Christmas was just a bit of a dodgy year where we should be wrapped up honeymoon phase. Honeymoon phase will be over by next Christmas. So let's get her a lovely present. Happy birthday, baby. Love you. And then it's your birthday next. Yeah. And what are you getting? We will see. Royal Mel, yes. Is it still up for delivery? Is it? You know, like we can take the piss. We can joke about it. Hopefully I'm not 100