How to Structure Your Own Pointless Radio Phone In

In 2052, I will have a reenactment of my gig at the Comedy Store in Manchester from 2002. This week can you build your own pointless radio phone in with needlessly oppositional arguments to the following questions. Why do clouds always move from left to right? Are giraffes as tall as all that? Who would have won the football World Cup if it had been played in the year 1362? Was Shakespeare's Hamlet really rockstar Buddy Holly? Is air good for you? If you're looking west, how do you know East still exists? What's Green and Squishy? And if King Charles was a spaniel, would our banknotes bark?