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Fancy Ducks vs Fancy Geese

Judge John Hodgman

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I'm Denying Pippin of His Right to Life, Liberty and Coziness

Gabriell: I have a one and a half year old cat named pippin. He's discovered my warm and cosy closet and has begun sleeping in there, out of my view. My identical twin sister, leo na, who lives in norwalk, connecticut, says that i'm denying pippin of his, god or whatever, given right to life, liberty and the pursuit of coziness. Leana requests an injunction from the court so that i no longer prioritize my own joy over pippins. Jessie: Maybe maybe gabriel just sort of dropped something on her keyboard or something. We're going to get mail.

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