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S3E2 - 'Epsom Hall'

My Dad Wrote A Porno

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The Duchess Points at Silver Bullets

The duchess pulled down Belinda's skin-tight jeans and removed her thong. The duchess pointed at something, which looked like a silver bullet. In fact, there were two of them. Place these in your vagina and relax. How are she going to relax? Use the lube. It's easier. Why does your dad know about lube? My dad's just written the word lubes. He must have used the word lube before now. Are you serious? No. Lube, like, implies dry, sexual play. You're having fun. There's something about the fact that he's called it lube, not lubricant as well.

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