You've Been Listening to a Global Original Election?

I'm going away for the weekend because I've got... It's my birthday weekend in Windermere. No, I haven't got in my diary when we're going to do it. Well, should we not bore the listeners with it and work it out when we've finished? Oh, shh. Anyway, you've had nearly half an hour, so not much length, a little bit of girth, but I'm sure you're all used to that by now. We'll see you at the weekend, hopefully, or we might have to have a substitute by the sound of it. But anyway, bye. Cheer up. You've been listening to a global original