Ratator: A Cure for the Living Dead

Matt and I started podcasting because we worked really hard on our own snake oil, panacea. And the microwave weapons didn't work out. We found out that we have been scooped folks, fellow conspiracy realist way before we were working together. Some boffins came up with something called ratator. It's mostly water with a few microcuries of radium. Just to make it pop, right? Yeah. The label said, ratator is harmless in every respect. It is a cure for the living dead and it is perpetual sunshine.