Kung-Pao Chicken: A Funny Joke

If you are in a hat store and you ask for kung-pao chicken, that's getting closer to funny. A toll booth is the perfect place for you to do this joke, because you might get in trouble. But otherwise, keep it at a restaurant and start thinking about what it's like to be on the other side of the counter in a real way. This is the sound of a gavel. Judge Sean Hodgman rules that as all. Please rise as Judge John Hodgman exits the court run.