How to Fuck Jimmy Page

"I finally gave in to Jimmy Page for like the 50th time since John Bonham has died," he says. "This time I was like, you know what? Fuck you, Jimmy Page. I'm done with you coming up with the same bag of fucking goods" The final Led Zeppelin album came out this week on a box featuring never-before-seen photos and all that horseshit. He's been taking lessons trying to work on his technique but is still getting rusty.