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GOODBYE TO DOUG (AFTER 20 YEARS) - #618

THE SAVAGE NATION

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The Cultural Abyss Experienced by Rat Boy

A curriculum was anonymously sent to us by a former student of Thomas Scott High School, the home of Rat Boy. We were astonished to discover that the following courses were accepted as academic equivalents. Students can call in sick if they are partying or too much guitar playing, too much cheap red wine and bongoing. If a girl wanted to hang out at a moral all day, that would satisfy the requirements for American Studies 100. Asparishingly, we discovered that if a student smoked upwards of 10 cigarettes in an eight hour period, that qualified for investigating corporate rip-offs.

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