Countdown with Keith Olbermann cover image

"THE BOSS WANTED THE SERVER DELETED" - 7.28.23

Countdown with Keith Olbermann

00:00

Birdie Doggett's Secret Weapon

John Birdie Doggett has appeared sixteen times in Jefferson Market Court alone on charges of disturbing the peace, jostling, and molestation. He will take a sack full of cold poached eggs to some crowded fifth avenue store at Christmas time and slit them into the pockets of shoppers' husbands. And he dreams of bumping into a woman visitor in the ancient glass and crystal room of some museum,. sobbing, Sweet God, lady, you have broken the sacred chalice of King Alexander! The more the better.

Play episode from 39:55
Transcript

The AI-powered Podcast Player

Save insights by tapping your headphones, chat with episodes, discover the best highlights - and more!
App store bannerPlay store banner
Get the app