The Importance of Drinking on a Flight

I don't think I've ever had a boozy drink on a plane. Like, it makes me really nervous. Because what if there's an emergency? And then they came around with full-size magnums. The ice cream is done in one bite. You might as well fucking shove it up your ass. This is an economy. In economy. So you kind of feel a bit naughty. But anyway, so they come around with the drinks card. Yeah. They go, someone fly the plane. I go, well, I can't because I haven't been drinking. No, I... Because it's like, because it's included as well. Well, on quantities,