The Uncrossed Boed Fighter

Mark: I don't know what to do because a lot of my things are area of affection. Could I throw my spear at him? Yeah absolutely. So now the water's poisoned. The water's poisoned very specific area. He would track the spear and stabs it apart one more time. One more time. If he does hit me it doesn't hit my bad organs. Well luckily you dodge enough that he entirely misses you. And alright listen I didn't mean to kill your friend. Mark: Every time an enemy rolls a secret attack they always go after Bart. It's because I'm so handsome that they're distracted by AC14.