Nightvale Fire Department vs Sheriff's Secret Police Softball Showdown

This friday at night val hih's memorial stadium, it's the annual soft ball showdown between the night veil fire department and the sheriff's secret police. Proceeds from the game will go to support development of nuclear weaponry for a strongly religious indonesian militia that is looking to overthrow their heretical government. Tickets are y ten dollars, or five dollars if you bring enriched yellow cake uranium black. Helicopters will be mind scanning the town on game day, hunting down those who do not attend. First 500 fans receive surgically applied working gills.