The Weirdness of Causation

Harrison Kipp, adjunct professor of archeology at Night Vale Community College, announced an upcoming three-part series. He defended his fringe views that the pyramids and other ancient structures were constructed by human beings rather than benevolent ancient aliens. Harrison raved that it's possible that these historical marvels could have been made using mathematics and slave labor. When asked for comment to the president of Night Vale Community college, Sarah Sultan, who is a smooth, fist-sized river rock about the extreme beliefs expressed by a staff member, she wrote no comment before drawing an insulting caricature of your humble reporter.