The Horror of Deborah Snackcakes

"I was totally on board until she began her reign of terror which began when her head broke in my hands. Her god awful face was spared but made all the more creepy with a crack running along her eyebrow and half of her skull missing." "The cell phone I kept alive for four years fell into a can of paint inexplicably for it had been resting on a table undisturbed," he says. The moral of this story is to make sure you're up to date on your tetanus shot and just buy your fucked up props from Target or something".