A Thousand Years From Now, Will They Know All That?

A high tech version of a chatbot you've seen these things getting around, they're becoming more and more popular. It seems to be reading from a teleprompter, kind of like I am now, or something like that,. Only it's doing it pretty poorly and it's not always looking straight at the camera. Maybe future versions of it will fix this. Anyways, for now, sit back and enjoy my own message from my own simulation to the people of the next millennium.