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Andy Really Doesn't Know

Cereal Killers

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I Don't Want This. I Hate This

Keto cereals turned to paste in your mouth. It has a pasty consistency when you chew for a little bit. The inside of the little o's are not blue. They're like little blueberry buttholes. You wouldn't expect those, it's way too crunchy. This is going to be so bad. Here we go. Oh, my God. Crammy. I can do it. We should send this to secret butthole. That Twitter thing. What? Are you good? Nope. Not the worst keto cereal we have, but that bar is so low, it's in hell.

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