Schooner or Later - ft. Neil Patrick Harris
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The First Day of the Honeymoon Voyage
It is a superstition among the sailors that women should not go on board but the whole crew was glad to have her. They are all currently below deck celebrating other than the helmsmen of course and I will join them shortly. It sounds like they're all having a great time but I've had a sneaking suspicion for a while now that one of my crew is getting too close to my wife. So the skeleton's name is Kerfoot. As long as he is at the wheel we have nothing to worry about. The only concerning area would be the treacherous Goodwin sands known for wrecking hundreds of ships already. But Kerfoot is the best helmsman I know.
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