Are You Sitting on the Subway?

i like to stand on the subway because then it's easier to leave if there's an emergency. I can't remember the last time i noticed that any one zipper was down. People are like, all, it's so polite of you to leave a seat for me. And i'm like, oh, no, nonoa, no, i just in case something bad happens. Do you have any more subway safety procedures for us? Well, yes. The number the hardest thing is that, obviously you have to be standing so that you can be one of the first people to get out when the emergency happens. Ah, but then they don't want your fingers to touch any surfaces.