How to Remember People's Names

Dan has a memory like a goldfish which generally means someone doesn't have a good memory. So we're going to look at some techniques to try and help Dan remember things. The first one is linking, so if you want to remember the phrase 'memory like a fish' connect it to Dan. Or another technique, you could actually buy a goldfish and call it Dan. And then if you don't want it, you can just flush it down the toilet. But obviously that's a joke. Don't flush fish. Down the toilet. Especially Dan. especially Dan.