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Five Stars Review - Serial Killers

Sami Shah: Serial killers are grossly underrated or have been for a very long time and are finally getting their day because you're more likely now to get a Netflix special as a serial killer. Laura, did you think that's a fishy looking Bumblebee? Yeah, I was like, mmm, and I could smell the ocean. You probably get royalties for all the serial killing you've done. At this point, at this point, might as well become one. The only boost my career could get. We're all just grinding our way up.

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They
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just sort of fluff around. They sleep by themselves, they crawl into a little nook and they go to bed by themselves. They're solitary. They hang out all alone just under a bit of bark, have a little
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nap. When you saw that Bumblebee, Laura, did you think that's a fishy looking Bumblebee?
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Yeah, I was like, mmm, and I could smell the ocean. Sorry. If you hold a Bumblebee up to your ear, you can hear the ocean. If the sharks are loud in the streets, the Bumblebees are loud in the ocean.
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Here's a question, does a fish actually lose fish status for the Bumblebee to make the list? Is there a critique? It's only certain amount that there's allowed and now the tuna are like, f*** you, now we can't be endangered anymore because the bees are taking our jobs? Yeah, now Trout count as cows. Right? It's the role on effects of this just end with all of us somehow becoming vegetables. There's a species of cow that's now identified as a tap here. There's a tap here that's now in a year three school class. I think I've seen that. It's a slippery slope. But uphill? Oh, slippery uphill slope. We're all just
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grinding our way
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up. Now it's time for your reviews section. Reviews section now, as you know each week, we bring in our guest editors with something to review out of Five Stars. Sami Shah, start us off. What have you brought in for us? Serial killers. Serial killers are grossly underrated or have been for a very long time and are finally getting their day because you're more likely now to get a Netflix special as a serial killer than you are as a comedian or as a chef or really anyone. You have suddenly a sex symbol status if you're a serial killer. You probably get royalties for all the serial killing you've done. At the very least, there's going to be a dozen podcasts about you and then the Netflix special that you get. And it's got to the point now where serial killers really are having their day in the sun. We always for so long thought, you know, anyone can kill lots of people in creative ways. What's the big deal with that? It turns out it is a lot harder than you think it is because we're clearly venerating them so much in society. So you know what? For too long, the neglect and the abandon that serial killers have been treated with is no longer going to be tolerated. Now if there's a serial killer in your life, let them know that this is their moment to shine, just start turning spines into wings and putting bumblebees in people's throats or whatever serial killers do these days to kind of break through the mold. You got to be the different who you know, you got to be like the mold breaking serial killers. So I'm giving serial killers a solid five out of five stars these days because I really, at this point, might as well become one. The only boost my career could get.

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