Frog Diesel - The Frog Hop

Scooter Baker had taken part in the contest for years and was sick of his frog diesel, never even cracking the top five. So this year he gave diesel anabolic steroids. At first, things seemed to be going great. But halfway down the course, as other frogs started catching up to him, diesel turned to the closest one and punched him in the face. With one witness swearing, she heard him say, "Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, bro"