Introduction

In the eighties, they used to do some kind of a deal where the government would cut you a break on your cartoons that were basically just a big advertisement for a toy. In g i joe, they'd always end it with a knowing as half the battle. It'd be stuff like, if you see a abandoned refrigerator, don't crawl in that and lock yourself in. And i remember as a child thinking, all of these are abundantly obvious. I don't feel like i'm learning anything. So you can imagine my delight when, in the early days of the internet, there is the series of idios where they dubbed over all those g i jo and knowing as half