I've Been There, I'm a Bald Ginger Fucking Universe.

I like Seattle. I just happened to go there in the US Open. It's not as hip as it pretends it is like Austin, you know, they get a little snooty. Like this has been a weird like when do we get to be the assholes going like, Hey, I don't like what you just said there? That offends me and my bald ginger fucking universe.