The New Missus

I took the kids kite flying last week, failed miserably as it was too windy. It was only when we finished that i noticed an electricity pile on and where they'd been flying. And memories from my 70 childhood, i'm afraid, came flooding back. I got up to go to the bar in a pub, a, that's it, and a seiling fan crashed on to the table from above where i'd been sat two seconds prior. The macab thing was, i was drinking cocktails called nail in the coffin. Do you o they do? They look out for each other. While my my sonne hen, he heard that ben stokes was the eng