Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer cover image

Dating Fans (w/ Mike Mitchell)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

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The Importance of a King Size Bed

I'm single because I sleep on a full size bed. You don't want to take a shit in front of the person you're trying to fuck. Then you share this bed and it's a tight space. And then he just started power puking into the bed. Oh my God. It was awful. He had transitioned to his own dumb voice. No, I haven't dated anyone out here with a twin bed. Both of them are crazy people.

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