The Fucking Tour

"This is going to be the sickest fucking tour ever," he says. "I'm definitely doing two nights in Vegas at the Mirage Casino and then Tucson, Arizona." He'll also play Eureka, California,. Santa Rosa, San Jose, Fresno, Bakersfield, Highland. None of these are confirmed except for the Vegas date. But rumor has it. I heard a rumor that Bill is going toBe in Portland, Oregon. And then May 2nd, we go to the Kentucky Derby. All right, go fuck yourselves. Come on!"