The Best Part of This Is That It's Not Good, Isn't It?

The irish history of ireland is a lot more complex than it's often portrayed. The island was never even close to being colonized by the romans. In mediaeval europe, there were lots of different kings and they're all at war with each other pretty often. And so while the normans are in charge in england, there's a jarmide mc who accidentally kidnaps one of his neighbors. So he kind of on purpose, kidnaps him, inviting him up to ireland to help him deal with this squabble which will prove to have been missing.