You Can't Ride a Dratini in Pokemon: Surf, Not Swim

"I've only been hit ever once in my life. I was driver's side, right? If I'm understanding you correctly." "He came in as I was coming out, no way for me to see him," he says of the man who rear-ended him. "It really not that serious of a hit ... In fact, his car took more damage than mine because he side swiped his whole right side" 'You can't ride a Dratini. You kill it'