The Cloakroom

There used to be a cinema in Melbourne, Australia that had a cloakroom. You would push your baby in its pram into the cloakroom and then go watch the movie. The ticket number you hold will flash up on the screen of the movie if you're desperately needed so you can get out and look after your baby. Why don't we have it today? It seems like people don't think they should just leave their babies. We do have baby cinema now, which we take my son to see. I'll be so annoying because babies cry constantly. If you've got 50 babies at a big blockbuster film in the cloakroom, you're just going to be watching a series of