The Importance of High Fives

There is nothing I hate more than a high five. If there's a small child in front of me, I will now forever just fist bump them. Unless I'm with a dog, I will high five the dog. There is nothing cute than a dog high fiving you. It's the only acceptable form of a highFive. Dogs playing sports high fiving. And if I don't know if you have a social issue you'd like to take up, you may borrow meow and high five,. But we must approve the social issue first. Otherwise, adults just high fived. No. Would you take a fist bump? In what context? In the context that it's