Millennials Killed a Lot of Things

Sara writes, dear john and hake, i recently started college in raleigh, north carolina. My parents took me to breakfast at a restaurant they used to frequent called briggs. I was forced to eat an entire meal next to a horrifying five tined fork that was the size of my whole body. We received all of them equally disturbing and distressing. And in one case, they made me vomithe. There's nothing worse than a five tine fork.