I'm Withholding My Reflections Picture, How Cruel

We're sharing two pictures on the judge john hodgmaan tegram account. When my husband makes a sandwich, he insists on layering the bread first with meat, before ding dollops of mayonnaise. He insists that, without a barrier, mayonnaise makes the bread soggy. Despite the fact that nearly every sandwich he's ever eaten at a restaurant has mayonnaise directly on the bread, i argue,mayonnaise does not lead to sogginess. Please order husband to refrain from making this slanderous claim.