The Judgment of Paris

Heires was the goddess of strife, and wherever she turned up at a party, things went sour real quick. She threw an epic golden apple which said to the fairest on it, and them's fighting words in the ancient world. Three goddesses immediately started vying for this apple like it was fight club. And those three goddesses were hera aphrodite and athena. They all felt that they deserved this golden apple. Every other god and goddess in that feast just noped right the fuck out there,. Like, i don't want anything to do with this. This is bushit. So her invite got lost in the male wops. I'm pretty pissed about